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Ruminant Robbins fails to attain Zihuatanejo

With deafening echoes of The Shawshank Redemption, a cow recently attempted to escape the whirling blades of the abbatoir by crawling through a sewer.  Sadly the brave bovine was not spared the chop.  Not even the French will eat a cow after it’s been trudging through excrement, but it was humanely destroyed, having injured itself during the escape.

Coincidentally, a baby elephant recently found itself swimming in circles, having blundered into a well in Sri Lanka.  The villagers dismantled part of their well to set it free.  But note how their kindness is repayed.  That’s gratitude for you.

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