Putting the “ape” in escape

July 24, 2008

Another animal gave his captors the slip on Wednesday, as you can see in this video:

When dealing with recalictrant equids, one must usually choose between the carrot and the stick.  With apes, meanwhile, the alternatives are the dart gun or the banana.  This is evidently not the first time Ichiro has had a taste o’ the tranx, and he seems reluctant to repeat the experience.