Romantic bear goes for chocolates and champagne

A lovesick bear burgled a California home in search of chocolates and champagne, California broadcaster KTVU reports.

Last Saturday, San Bernadino deputies attended a San Antonio Heights home in response to a breaking and entering call. The stunned residents had found a bear raiding their fridge, and immediately dialed the emergency services.

Sergeant Tom Alsky told KTVU the sweet-toothed intruder had eschewed the healthy choice, pushing aside vegetables in a single-minded search for the chocs. The ursine romantic had also attempted to open a bottle of champagne, apparently without success.

At press time, local florists could not recall any telephone orders placed by gruff-voiced customers.

One Response to “Romantic bear goes for chocolates and champagne”

  1. Synchronium Says:

    I’d love to see a bear’s reaction to the opening of a champagne bottle.

    That would be hilarious.

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